princeowl:

[2011 voice] a very groovy mutation 

Posted on May 28

Jon remembered the wish he’d wished in his anger, the vision of Benjen Stark dead in the snow, and he looked away quickly. The dwarf had a way of sensing things, and Jon did not want him to see the guilt in his eyes. “He said he’d be back by my name day,” he admitted. His name day had come and gone, unremarked, a fortnight past.

Posted on May 28

assassins-and-rookies:

Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!

Posted on May 28

eveil:

kristenanna1:

This was my favorite thing ever.

A Korean movie, addressing how ridiculous Korean dramas are, recycling the same twist and sad ending- and that one guy at the end is just like NOPE, I’M DONE, and storms off.

lmfao I love things like this

Posted on May 28

noahcaine:

Manhattan, New York City. January 2014.

Looking like Gotham.

Posted on May 28
Not all men!
-

Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.

Not all men.

But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.

So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.

Not all men.

You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”

an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.

(via thehansoloist)

Posted on May 28

hanmajoerin:

strexcorpstolemyurl:

goinganyways:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

would definitely watch this

irony is….she’s still the main character 

She just can’t escape her fate.

Posted on May 28
Posted on May 28

theappleppielifestyle:

She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach for her, there’s nothing there.

— Ryū Murakami

Posted on May 28

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

rileylaroux:

mistahgrundy:

ca-tsuka:

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

image
i saw that one was missing

Posted on May 28

You took the things that meant the most to me.

Posted on May 28

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

Posted on May 28

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

Posted on May 28

americachavez:

"careful bucky don’t hurt your winter shoulder" steve calls out

"uh oh steve he’s giving you the winter smolder" sam yells

"james don’t let them upset your winter composure"

"natalia you’re terrible at this game"

Posted on May 28
  • student:can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher:i don't know, CAN you?
  • student:yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
  • Posted on May 28